be S M A R T

lain kali kalo mau ngitung lamanya perjalanan, yang pinter. klo berangkat jam 5 dari kota A itu memakan waktu 7-8 jam ke kota C. jadi klo lo nungguin juga emang bakal jamuran dan udah bubaran tuh kawinan, walaupun laki lo ga mampir dulu ke kota B.

lagian tuh rombongan mampir ke kota B bukannya iseng atau ngapain. supirnya butuh makan woi.. butuh istirahat. Mau yah kecelakaan mobilnya gara2 supirnya capek?? HERAN!!!

trus ada 2 orang yang harus turun di kota B. lo bukannya kerja di perusahaan internasional ya? Gak pernah di ajarin bounding antara anggota?? jadi toleransi antar anggota harus di gedein, bukannya egois ngikutin kemauan elo yang bikin suami elo jadi keliatan jelek di mata temen-temennya.

gw capek nih denger elo ngeluh.. kasian suami elo. tadinya gw pikir lo cewek cantik yang pinter. ternyata dong dooonng... tidak beda dengan wanita otak kosong lainnya. trus buat suami, lo pake otak lo dong. lo bisa kan ngajarin istri elo untuk ga berbuat bodoh?? gak malu apa lo sama keadaan keluarga elo. elo kepala keluarganya, sudah sepantasnya elo ngajarin dia untuk menjadi wanita yang benar jalan pikirannya, bukannya jadi istri tukang ngeluh abis gitu pake acara kabur kalo mau main ama temennya, gak peduli punya anak bayi dan suaminya mau kerja. HERAN DEH!!

helll-oooww.. it's two thousands and nineeee... saatnya menjadi seseorang yg bangga dengan kemampuan dirinya bukan bangga jadi orang rempong-tidak manis dan manja.

choke on

next time you come and just wanna sleep around, Pls tell...

I will choke on my sleeping pill too.. So I won't bothered!

a big NO for MAN to the JA

bah! manja kali kau...
pernah diajarin berdiri di atas kaki sendiri ga?
klo suami lo meninggal gimana?
mau nangis di kuburan berharap dia bangun dan bantuin hidup lo? PLS!!!

lovely nickname

I hate a woman who doesn't understood what her mate doing for life, then goes jealous and does uncool act. So I wrote :

"I swear, once I become someone's wife and a mother, I won't bother my husband's job. If he has to go for 3 months or more, I will stay with our kids and waiting.. and of course do some tasks by myself when my husband is not around. -This is one lesson I learnt from my beloved mom, who never complain when my pop isn't around because he had to work for us-"

bla bla blaaa.. and then I found something. I got mad and wrote :

"if you don't want to cooperate with us then just get out.. it's EASY.. as easy as you're saying 'sampai kapan ini kan berubah'... we're not treating you like an animal, we're working like a dog here. oh and also we ...do spent SO MUCH MONEY for you and it's not balance with those amounts that you made. SO WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!"

Then I realize, both side got their own mistake. Permanent. There's nothing I can do to find the undo button so everything will go more easy.

oh I know, the easier thing is make a perfect nick name for them >:D
Woman : WANITA 30 TAHUN YANG TIDAK DEWASA DAN EGOIS.
Man : BAGAI SAPI DICOCOK HIDUNGNYA.

what does she do?

me : so what did you guys buy?

boy : err.. maroon, grey, white and black blouse. She said that we put too many colors on our costumes and make us look like a clown.

me : why didn't you tell her to COME every time you guys will go on stage?

boy : we did!!!

me : and??

boy : she laughed...

(*.*) HAHAHAA... air head!

Speaks English

HEY YOU HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT!

next time you want to hire someone for Public Relation thingy, please make sure she/he has a capability such as speak good English and eager to learn about this company so she/he can do her/his job. So, when guests are coming to our place and want to know more about what are we actually do, she/he can do her/his public relation job without bother others division just because she/he does not speak English and doesn't know anything about our company.

For hell, I have to reject one good offer this week with unacceptable reasons.
1. I have to pleased those native guests and answer their curiosity about this company.

2. I will go next week (so it means I won't do my in-front-of-mixer job) to give live reports on one music festival. HEI MISTER, this job is coming from our company. I give no absence letter for next week -3 days of live reporting the festival- you're the one who gave me this task.

So yes, I won't go to do my side job this week just because those 2 stupid reasons. oh wait a minute, how about people who go for 1 month vacation or do the shooting for TV things? They got special permit, 'aite? Could you tell me how to get a golden permit so I can go for my side job? Many Thanks!

the most important is : ON AIR CYIINN!!

So Surabaya was my last city to visit for one music festival in Indonesia. Me and my friend was there on the stage from 1-10 PM, it's like 9 hours babbling around and must create a great situation between 30 bands on live audition, 9 judges and hundreds audience. So you know, it's not good if you make a stupid joke to us.. we're tired. We're the off-air host.

Then when the time come, we have to switch with the on-air host. At that time, we've called them twice but they didn't appear on the stage and we felt a lil pissed off so we decided to go down the stage. But the floor director, direct us to stay on the stage so we can give the mic to them. We are tired waiting so we said "duh, mc on air ga ada mic sendiri yaa... yuk yuk cepet yuukk" and then the on-air host come to stage and said "gak apa-apa ga punya mic, yang penting on air ciiinn"

OWMAIIGAAATTTT!!!

you just said the wrong sentence to the sarcastic people. WE PISSED OFF. It's not about hurt by your joke, but your mouth doesn't know the word called ETHIC. tsk! wrong words,people!

and for punching them, when we up on the stage for closing the show, I said "Gak apa-apa gak on air, yang penting gak pernah salah ngomong bahasa inggris dan ga salah nyebut nama band"

SILLY ... emmm AIR HEAD PEOPLE! daaannggg...