Quick Update

I kinda like have a LOT of words in LOTSA thoughts which I wanna write down but I have no time to go online and too lazy to turn on my mac. Dan sekarang saya lupa apa saja yang ingin saya tulis. So here it goes, a quick update for my blog :

1. I barely hate one person now,but I can not say it to him (yes, it's a HE). He is a hypocrite. Straight to the point : Cowok ini pernah nyakitin temen saya, pernah fitnah pacar saya dan sekarang lagi jilat-jilat ludahnya sendiri karena berteman baik dengan seorang perempuan yang dulu pernah dia jelek-jelekkin. HAHAHAHAA... I wonder what he would say about me to her right now. I pity him!

2. Saya gak suka hari kejepit, bukan karena saya jadi susah liburan dan menikmati weekend panjang, tapi ini jadi ngajarin kita korupsi dalam hal waktu. Saya lebih benci lagi ketika banyak orang-orang yang shout out : HAPPY LONG WEEKEND atau WOW THE THURSDAY NIGHT JUST TURN INTO FRIDAY NIGHT hanya karena mereka memperbolehkan diri mereka untuk libur sekalian di hari jumat-nya, padahal tidak ada pengumuman dari pemerintah atau atasannya. Terus abis gitu di hari lainnya, mereka teriak-teriak soal ANTI KORUPSI.. hahahahahaa people, you just did one! baru aja korupsi waktu udah teriak-teriak turunkan koruptor. Uber Moron.

3. Oh, I think in a couple months, saya akan memulai sesuatu yang baru... dalam hidup saya. Kalau kata Ibu saya, "it's a big step, a different one with a huge responsibility".. kalau sudah begitu introduksi-nya mari kita semua berdoa. BERDOA MULAIIIIII... heuehueheueuehe

Btw people, isnt it cute? I want one, please...

Three Words

Please, Sorry and Thank You

For me these 3 words are important for your entire life!

Please, Sorry and Thank You are the magic words for you to be noticed as a polite person. And I'm so mad, when I remembered that those clients never said THANK YOU, SORRY and PLEASE after ordered me a report or asked me for a reschedule. By the way, if you don't want to do it just please send the words.. no need to made it from your heart.. but at least people will marked you as a polite one.

This post is made because I can't stand those horrible demanding email but when all perfectly done, they sent me nothing. No THANK YOU at all.. SIGH!

Aku dan Saya

Aku temenan sama si A, A temenan baik sama B. B punya sahabat sejak kuliah, namanya si C. Aku baru dapet tulisan dari pacar aku, karena bagus aku share ke A. Aku ngasih ke si A, A ngasih ke B dan bilang dapet dari aku. B ngasih ke si C dan bilang, "Saya dapet dari si aku,aku sayang sama saya"

*image from here

ate those papers, I don't give a sh*t!

Before you red the entire words, please do notice that I do RESPECT any kind of job/work/position. This one sentiment goes (ONLY) to my office colleague, a secretary.

Hey young lady, what's the point with putting the high tone on me for saying, "Makanya jangan sok tau.. kalo ga tau tuh jangan sok sok pengen ngerjain sendiri.. nanya deh!" ????????

You're talking like you were here, in the office all day long and help us here for the printer things! FYI,we do it all by ourselves when you're not around, when you're sleeping in your bed and WE'RE STILL WORKING AFTER THE OFFICE HOUR. We can CHANGE those papers alone!

and please do remember and give a note about you're ignoring me when I said to you : Mbak, aku mau fotokopi ya. You just sit there playing with your mobile phone with the facebook and all YM boxes in front of your face. In a time you just finished playing with your phone, you're coming in and found me sitting on the floor, looking for 2 size of papers and ready to put it in to the printers, and without asking me first, you just said those words in a high tone.

Snap snap young lady. let me ask you one question before you're talking to me : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE OFFICE HOUR? WHAT IS YOUR JOB? APA SIIHH YANG ELO KERJAIN?? zzzzz

you're in emergency room and still updating ur YM and twitter!

Super WOW double Wiiiiihhhh!!!

how can I not adore you lil girl?

I got one called ask me to replace you this noon but when I checked ur YM Status, you still able to update it and also twittering! MARVELOUUUUUSSS!!!

uh oh, last time I went to emergency room, I don't even remember where the hell I put my BB device and what should I do except listen to doctor carefully.

wowooooww! I shall learn the multitasking thing from you, ABSOLUTELY!! saluuuteeee....

recent bitches

girl 1 :
love to likes her own status (dumb)
feel pretty with dark nail polish (her fingers are SHORT)
a rock star chaser (D'oohhhh)

girl 2 :
love to be a typo girl (or just doesn't know the right words -doble for double, steak for drum stick, etc)
feel pretty with her fake smile
doesn't know anything but feel blessed (stupid)

girl 3 :
has 1 child but feel like a virgin
jealous with her husband popularity
has 1 good smile with a lot of poison inside her mouth (geezzzzz....SCARY!!)

My pop used to say about people in this whole world. After met a lot type of people, now I got 3 more..and as my journey continue, I'm pretty sure about meeting with these kind of bitches later.. >:D

be S M A R T

lain kali kalo mau ngitung lamanya perjalanan, yang pinter. klo berangkat jam 5 dari kota A itu memakan waktu 7-8 jam ke kota C. jadi klo lo nungguin juga emang bakal jamuran dan udah bubaran tuh kawinan, walaupun laki lo ga mampir dulu ke kota B.

lagian tuh rombongan mampir ke kota B bukannya iseng atau ngapain. supirnya butuh makan woi.. butuh istirahat. Mau yah kecelakaan mobilnya gara2 supirnya capek?? HERAN!!!

trus ada 2 orang yang harus turun di kota B. lo bukannya kerja di perusahaan internasional ya? Gak pernah di ajarin bounding antara anggota?? jadi toleransi antar anggota harus di gedein, bukannya egois ngikutin kemauan elo yang bikin suami elo jadi keliatan jelek di mata temen-temennya.

gw capek nih denger elo ngeluh.. kasian suami elo. tadinya gw pikir lo cewek cantik yang pinter. ternyata dong dooonng... tidak beda dengan wanita otak kosong lainnya. trus buat suami, lo pake otak lo dong. lo bisa kan ngajarin istri elo untuk ga berbuat bodoh?? gak malu apa lo sama keadaan keluarga elo. elo kepala keluarganya, sudah sepantasnya elo ngajarin dia untuk menjadi wanita yang benar jalan pikirannya, bukannya jadi istri tukang ngeluh abis gitu pake acara kabur kalo mau main ama temennya, gak peduli punya anak bayi dan suaminya mau kerja. HERAN DEH!!

helll-oooww.. it's two thousands and nineeee... saatnya menjadi seseorang yg bangga dengan kemampuan dirinya bukan bangga jadi orang rempong-tidak manis dan manja.

a big NO for MAN to the JA

bah! manja kali kau...
pernah diajarin berdiri di atas kaki sendiri ga?
klo suami lo meninggal gimana?
mau nangis di kuburan berharap dia bangun dan bantuin hidup lo? PLS!!!

what does she do?

me : so what did you guys buy?

boy : err.. maroon, grey, white and black blouse. She said that we put too many colors on our costumes and make us look like a clown.

me : why didn't you tell her to COME every time you guys will go on stage?

boy : we did!!!

me : and??

boy : she laughed...

(*.*) HAHAHAA... air head!

Speaks English

HEY YOU HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT!

next time you want to hire someone for Public Relation thingy, please make sure she/he has a capability such as speak good English and eager to learn about this company so she/he can do her/his job. So, when guests are coming to our place and want to know more about what are we actually do, she/he can do her/his public relation job without bother others division just because she/he does not speak English and doesn't know anything about our company.

For hell, I have to reject one good offer this week with unacceptable reasons.
1. I have to pleased those native guests and answer their curiosity about this company.

2. I will go next week (so it means I won't do my in-front-of-mixer job) to give live reports on one music festival. HEI MISTER, this job is coming from our company. I give no absence letter for next week -3 days of live reporting the festival- you're the one who gave me this task.

So yes, I won't go to do my side job this week just because those 2 stupid reasons. oh wait a minute, how about people who go for 1 month vacation or do the shooting for TV things? They got special permit, 'aite? Could you tell me how to get a golden permit so I can go for my side job? Many Thanks!

the most important is : ON AIR CYIINN!!

So Surabaya was my last city to visit for one music festival in Indonesia. Me and my friend was there on the stage from 1-10 PM, it's like 9 hours babbling around and must create a great situation between 30 bands on live audition, 9 judges and hundreds audience. So you know, it's not good if you make a stupid joke to us.. we're tired. We're the off-air host.

Then when the time come, we have to switch with the on-air host. At that time, we've called them twice but they didn't appear on the stage and we felt a lil pissed off so we decided to go down the stage. But the floor director, direct us to stay on the stage so we can give the mic to them. We are tired waiting so we said "duh, mc on air ga ada mic sendiri yaa... yuk yuk cepet yuukk" and then the on-air host come to stage and said "gak apa-apa ga punya mic, yang penting on air ciiinn"

OWMAIIGAAATTTT!!!

you just said the wrong sentence to the sarcastic people. WE PISSED OFF. It's not about hurt by your joke, but your mouth doesn't know the word called ETHIC. tsk! wrong words,people!

and for punching them, when we up on the stage for closing the show, I said "Gak apa-apa gak on air, yang penting gak pernah salah ngomong bahasa inggris dan ga salah nyebut nama band"

SILLY ... emmm AIR HEAD PEOPLE! daaannggg...

 

she isn't a nice girl, she doesn't like dust!

I'm not a nice girl, I bite everything I don't like. Ask my mom and close friends about how rude I am. So don't mess up with me,dude!

Be professional is your call! If you have any problem with me just talk!! If you don't like to talk with me then fine but please..be professional.. Don't you dare to made me confused about my tasks, too bad my parents taught me about standing on my own feet, so your act isn't threatened me, not in a single way. You just made a wrong move yesterday. I won't be quite.. People know it, you know it. Even you're the one who talked about my not-very-quite mouth.

Sazki is not a nice girl, don't mess around and remember, she bites everything!!

your best friend thingy

I found your pattern, dude!!

when you go out with your so called best friend -who you adore so much and don't want to talk about her even when you found she got the irritating habits which you don't like- you won't tell me, aite? coz, I will go mad then you don't like it, then you think : it's the best for me to not know about it..

but hey!! you yourself who told me, that we have this so called heart connection. I will call you when I feel I have to, and voila!! there.. you were with them, people who don't talk and act like strangers to me.. HAHAHHAA

Funnier thing is you don't feel mind to watch movie with someone who had watched it before. Hey mister, I remind you, you reject me when you want to watch something but I've watched it already, you said : Oh you've watched it?? hmm, lemme find other movie, I don't want to watch movie which you've seen already!

EAT IT!! BLAH!!!!

This is so stupid

This post is still related with the previous one..

Yeaahh... a minute ago, one of my office people goes down and put "NO FACEBOOK ON OFFICE HOUR" announcement... and I just go to my Program Director room and said "What's wrong with you people...last week you told us to update our status on facebook when we're on-air and now she put this no facebook on office hour rules..weird!"

But hey.. This is such a miracle for me!! now I'm free for stupid-updating-rules!!

Stupid Rules

FYI, I'm not a YM yet updating-facebook-status-for-the-sake-of-existence Person. So don't waste your time for pushing me to do those two things.

Two out of your 28 stupid rules make me sick and frankly speaking, I DON'T CARE!
YM and Facebook are something personal, unless you pay me 100.000 rupiahs/hour, don't ask me to do updating my YM and FB status! for me, those two things are personal and have no relation with my job.

it's up to me whether I want to set my YM invisible, changing my FB status or wrote anything on those things... are we clear?

ppffhhtt....

itchy bitchy

What is wrong with you,girl?

are you feeling nauseous if you didn't captured him? are you going to death if you're not talking or texting or even calling him in the middle of the night and even day?

It's disgusting when I know another facts about you : someone who love to flirt with other boyfriend(s). 

So now, I pronounced you as a : itchy-bitchy-sick-bastard-dumb-fakehaircolour-chick!!

Think or Search or Whatever before you do commenting!

Saya menemukan hal yang lucu dari seseorang yang katanya banyak penggemarnya dan gaul bangeeettt... Dia ga tau kalo Jermal itu bahasa Indonesia. Duuhh, mbok ya mikiiiir kalo mau ngomong... hahahaa... now, you are definitely an air-head-chick for me!

Jer·mal n alat untuk menangkap ikan berupa pagar dr pancang yg dipasang di tepi laut, diberi berpintu spt bubu dan di belakangnya dipasang jaring besar yg dapat diangkat-angkat

(sumber : http://pusatbahasa.diknas.go.id/kbbi/index.php)

Itu jelas-jelas adalah bahasa Indonesia. Bukan bahasa timur tengah atau arab atau apalah. Coba buka lagi wawasannya biar makin luas, biar gak bikin malu kalo lagi komentar dimana-mana ya.. Katanya smart, pinter, cantik, tau segala-gala, masa ga tau kalo JERMAL itu bahasa Indonesia?

Saya aja yang orang biasa-biasa, cuma ngomong di depan mic sambil mixing lagu kerjaanya, tau kok kalo Jermal itu bahasa Indonesia. D'ooh..

this one come from a little girl

Situasi : Panggung di sebuah atrium mall besar di Bandung. Sedang diadakan Acara dari sebuah merk eskrim yang terkenal dengan lagunya dan salah satu icon eskrim-nya adalah singa yang sering dipanggil Kapten.

MC yang berperan sebagai Kapten sedang menjelaskan activity booth dan juga spreading the product knowledge.

Tiba-tiba ada seorang anak perempuan naik ke atas panggung. Diperkirakan umurnya sekitar 7-8 tahun, menarik celana sang Kapten. Kemudian bilang,

"Kak..Kakak" (nada memanggil)

Kapten : "Ya.. Kenapa De?" (muka senyum manis walaupun sudah capek sekali)

anak kecil : "KAKAK KOK NGOMONG SENDIRI SIH DARI TADI? KAN GAK ADA YANG NGE-WARO*.."

LoL!!!

*Waro : Menghiraukan!



(Based on True Story coming from The Captain itself)