Showing posts with label blah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blah. Show all posts

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Aku dan Saya


Aku temenan sama si A, A temenan baik sama B. B punya sahabat sejak kuliah, namanya si C. Aku baru dapet tulisan dari pacar aku, karena bagus aku share ke A. Aku ngasih ke si A, A ngasih ke B dan bilang dapet dari aku. B ngasih ke si C dan bilang, "Saya dapet dari si aku,aku sayang sama saya"


*image from here

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

ate those papers, I don't give a sh*t!

Before you red the entire words, please do notice that I do RESPECT any kind of job/work/position. This one sentiment goes (ONLY) to my office colleague, a secretary.

Hey young lady, what's the point with putting the high tone on me for saying, "Makanya jangan sok tau.. kalo ga tau tuh jangan sok sok pengen ngerjain sendiri.. nanya deh!" ????????

You're talking like you were here, in the office all day long and help us here for the printer things! FYI,we do it all by ourselves when you're not around, when you're sleeping in your bed and WE'RE STILL WORKING AFTER THE OFFICE HOUR. We can CHANGE those papers alone!

and please do remember and give a note about you're ignoring me when I said to you : Mbak, aku mau fotokopi ya. You just sit there playing with your mobile phone with the facebook and all YM boxes in front of your face. In a time you just finished playing with your phone, you're coming in and found me sitting on the floor, looking for 2 size of papers and ready to put it in to the printers, and without asking me first, you just said those words in a high tone.

Snap snap young lady. let me ask you one question before you're talking to me : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE OFFICE HOUR? WHAT IS YOUR JOB? APA SIIHH YANG ELO KERJAIN?? zzzzz


Tuesday, January 5, 2010

I dreamt you

It's weird. This is not the first time of me dreaming and you were there, right exact in front of my eyes. But last nite was very clear. You were coming into my house, my mom let you eat and take a nap in our guest room. And next day (still on my dream) I find you uploading your photos on my house in your facebook, with tag of location: Sazki's house. No no.. you aren't added me as your 'virtual' friend but yes you were typing my name, also You're trying to talk to me and then we're having a lil conversation, as if we have no problem at all.

what's the point?


Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Please Obey The Rules! esp. for the sake of lotsa people

I always obey the rules (apalagi yang berhubungan dengan kepentingan umum dan orang banyak). Hal ini saya dapatkan dari orang tua saya.

That's why I hate people who never pay attention and try to obey the rules hanya karena mereka berpikir : D'oooohh.. masa ginian doang aja diatur.. ngaruhnya apaan coba?


Salah satu peraturan umum yang selalu saya patuhi adalah mematikan HP ketika di dalam pesawat. Bahkan biasanya ketika saya sudah dipersilahkan naik ke pesawat, saya akan memanfaatkan perjalanan dari ruang tunggu ke pesawat untuk mematikan hp (dan mencabut baterai BB). Jadi saya berharap, sinyal hp saya tidak akan mengganggu sistem navigasi pesawat di sekitar saya. Saya tau mungkin sebagian dari anda berfikir saya gila atau parno berlebihan. Tetapi saya yakin sekali, kalau anda mengikutin Aircrash Investigation, pasti anda akan berpikir dua kali untuk mengabaikan peraturan-peraturan di dalam pesawat.


And no offend, I do hate people who turned their phone into "flight mode" when they're on a plane.. karena ternyata itu tetap saja membahayakan walaupun resikonya tidak sebesar hp yang menyala. 


Dan akhirnya rasa deg-deg-an saya kalau lagi di pesawat dan melihat orang asik dengan hp-nya mulai berkurang sejak saya membaca berita ini : 

http://www.detiknews.com/read/2009/12/30/133511/1268505/10/mandala-turunkan-7-penumpang-di-pekanbaru-karena-gunakan-ponsel


Semoga maskapai lainnya mau bertindak tegas terhadapa mereka yang tidak mematuhi peraturan di dalam pesawat daripada membahayakan nyawa orang lainnya.


so please, patuhi peraturan yang menyangkut kepentingan umum.

Thanks

Monday, December 21, 2009

Saya (harap) Tau Ini Hanya Mimpi

Saya sedang bermimpi.

Panjang dan banyak hari berganti di dalam mimpi ini.
Tidak menyenangkan sama sekali.
Air mata turun setiap hari.

Entah kapan, saya akan terbangun dari mimpi.
Mimpi buruk berkepanjangangan..
Tidak ada seorang pun yang mau membangunkan saya, saya mengangkat tangan-pun, tidak ada yang melihatnya.

Saya tau ini hanya mimpi.
Ketika ini tidak sesuai dengan apa yang saya bayangkan mengenai hidup.

Saya tau ini hanya mimpi.
Bangunkan saya, jika menurut kalian saya sudah cukup mendapatkan pelajaran dari mimpi ini.

Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..Saya tau ini hanya mimpi..

saya tau ini mimpi..
saya sedang bermimpi..
saya harap ini hanya mimpi...

SAYA HARAP INI SEMUA HANYA MIMPI!!!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

three little yet important things for me

I'm asking for :
1. honesty
2. trustworthy 
3. for better or for worse


and nothing more. 
Thank you


Sunday, December 13, 2009

I trained you to be a good scriptwriter not a good seducer

Kamu kan suka jalan-jalan ke page saya nih, bahkan kadang-kadang ninggalin pesen satu atau dua kalimat, walaupun saya gak mengharapkan reply-an dari kamu.

Perlu kamu ingat, beberapa tahun lalu, kamu saya training untuk bisa mengasah bakat menulis demi terjun di dunia radio ini. Saya memberikan masukan dan mengajarkan dengan tulus sampai kamu akhirnya bisa diterima dan mencoba beberapa bulan menjadi penulis berita disini sampai akhirnya mengundurkan diri karena kamu sibuk kuliah dan ikut ajang miss-miss kanan kiri.

Selama proses training dan ada di satu lingkungan kerja ini, saya rasa kamu tau jelas,saya sedang menjalin hubungan dengan siapa. Sudah hampir 7 tahun lebih bersama, tidak perlu lagi dijelaskan ada apa antara saya dan mr. Ok (begitu sebutan kamu ke dia).

Tapi kenapa Tuhan terlalu baik kepada saya, sampai hari ini Tuhan selalu memperlihatkan jika ada yang mengganggu saya dan dia. Dan pagi ini saya menemukan sms kamu yang tidak wajar ke nomer yang kamu tidak tau kecuali kamu buka page band yang saya kelola atau mungkin diberitau oleh dia. entahlah.

Saya hanya ingin tau, kenapa kamu selalu penasaran dengan apa yang sedang dilakukan oleh dia. Lebih baik kamu konsentrasi ke hidup kamu sendiri saja, tidak ada hubungan yang penting untuk dipelihara antara kamu dan dia.

Terimakasih.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Welcome to the new era of Sazkasm

so I'll keep posting here..
my multiply and tumblr are still on, but I'll post my words a lots here..

I need a reply from my friends if I asked something on my write, therefore I'll post on my multiply. If I want to publish my photos or short thoughts by quotes, I'll post it on my tumblr.

Welcome to the new era of Sazkasm! Bon Appetite..

Sunday, November 22, 2009

#1 rules of taking picture with friends

I take pictures with those kind gestures only with my GAY friends.. is she gay?? I don't think so!




and for you : I know you like boys who's younger than you, and I don't give any sh*t. But please don't take my boyfriend, don't flirt to him, don't touch him...!!


Friday, July 31, 2009

what does she do?

me : so what did you guys buy?

boy : err.. maroon, grey, white and black blouse. She said that we put too many colors on our costumes and make us look like a clown.

me : why didn't you tell her to COME every time you guys will go on stage?

boy : we did!!!

me : and??

boy : she laughed...

(*.*) HAHAHAA... air head!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Speaks English

HEY YOU HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT!

next time you want to hire someone for Public Relation thingy, please make sure she/he has a capability such as speak good English and eager to learn about this company so she/he can do her/his job. So, when guests are coming to our place and want to know more about what are we actually do, she/he can do her/his public relation job without bother others division just because she/he does not speak English and doesn't know anything about our company.

For hell, I have to reject one good offer this week with unacceptable reasons.
1. I have to pleased those native guests and answer their curiosity about this company.

2. I will go next week (so it means I won't do my in-front-of-mixer job) to give live reports on one music festival. HEI MISTER, this job is coming from our company. I give no absence letter for next week -3 days of live reporting the festival- you're the one who gave me this task.

So yes, I won't go to do my side job this week just because those 2 stupid reasons. oh wait a minute, how about people who go for 1 month vacation or do the shooting for TV things? They got special permit, 'aite? Could you tell me how to get a golden permit so I can go for my side job? Many Thanks!

Monday, July 27, 2009

the most important is : ON AIR CYIINN!!

So Surabaya was my last city to visit for one music festival in Indonesia. Me and my friend was there on the stage from 1-10 PM, it's like 9 hours babbling around and must create a great situation between 30 bands on live audition, 9 judges and hundreds audience. So you know, it's not good if you make a stupid joke to us.. we're tired. We're the off-air host.

Then when the time come, we have to switch with the on-air host. At that time, we've called them twice but they didn't appear on the stage and we felt a lil pissed off so we decided to go down the stage. But the floor director, direct us to stay on the stage so we can give the mic to them. We are tired waiting so we said "duh, mc on air ga ada mic sendiri yaa... yuk yuk cepet yuukk" and then the on-air host come to stage and said "gak apa-apa ga punya mic, yang penting on air ciiinn"

OWMAIIGAAATTTT!!!

you just said the wrong sentence to the sarcastic people. WE PISSED OFF. It's not about hurt by your joke, but your mouth doesn't know the word called ETHIC. tsk! wrong words,people!

and for punching them, when we up on the stage for closing the show, I said "Gak apa-apa gak on air, yang penting gak pernah salah ngomong bahasa inggris dan ga salah nyebut nama band"

SILLY ... emmm AIR HEAD PEOPLE! daaannggg...

 

Monday, June 29, 2009

sick bastard

oh you really are a cheap bastard!!!!

you can not hold your fingers to not type my BOYFRIEND name on your keyboard!!!

damn you, fake eye color girl!!!

she isn't a nice girl, she doesn't like dust!

I'm not a nice girl, I bite everything I don't like. Ask my mom and close friends about how rude I am. So don't mess up with me,dude!

Be professional is your call! If you have any problem with me just talk!! If you don't like to talk with me then fine but please..be professional.. Don't you dare to made me confused about my tasks, too bad my parents taught me about standing on my own feet, so your act isn't threatened me, not in a single way. You just made a wrong move yesterday. I won't be quite.. People know it, you know it. Even you're the one who talked about my not-very-quite mouth.

Sazki is not a nice girl, don't mess around and remember, she bites everything!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

your best friend thingy

I found your pattern, dude!!

when you go out with your so called best friend -who you adore so much and don't want to talk about her even when you found she got the irritating habits which you don't like- you won't tell me, aite? coz, I will go mad then you don't like it, then you think : it's the best for me to not know about it..

but hey!! you yourself who told me, that we have this so called heart connection. I will call you when I feel I have to, and voila!! there.. you were with them, people who don't talk and act like strangers to me.. HAHAHHAA

Funnier thing is you don't feel mind to watch movie with someone who had watched it before. Hey mister, I remind you, you reject me when you want to watch something but I've watched it already, you said : Oh you've watched it?? hmm, lemme find other movie, I don't want to watch movie which you've seen already!

EAT IT!! BLAH!!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Stupid Rules

FYI, I'm not a YM yet updating-facebook-status-for-the-sake-of-existence Person. So don't waste your time for pushing me to do those two things.

Two out of your 28 stupid rules make me sick and frankly speaking, I DON'T CARE!
YM and Facebook are something personal, unless you pay me 100.000 rupiahs/hour, don't ask me to do updating my YM and FB status! for me, those two things are personal and have no relation with my job.

it's up to me whether I want to set my YM invisible, changing my FB status or wrote anything on those things... are we clear?

ppffhhtt....

Thursday, June 11, 2009

chin up

Dearest my Pop and Mom,

Thanks for making me a girl who can stand alone by my own feet.. so I won't bother people to care me over... HAHHAHA..

Chin UP!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

your little secret with your bestfriend

Why on earth you don't want to share your story about you and her with me?

is it to dangerous if I know it?, 
or are there any promises between you and her about not talking to me?

and I would like to ask you about this:  
Are you enjoying your time with her much more than when you are with me? 

because I feel no good about you and her time. it is sick!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

itchy bitchy

What is wrong with you,girl?

are you feeling nauseous if you didn't captured him? are you going to death if you're not talking or texting or even calling him in the middle of the night and even day?

It's disgusting when I know another facts about you : someone who love to flirt with other boyfriend(s). 

So now, I pronounced you as a : itchy-bitchy-sick-bastard-dumb-fakehaircolour-chick!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Think or Search or Whatever before you do commenting!

Saya menemukan hal yang lucu dari seseorang yang katanya banyak penggemarnya dan gaul bangeeettt... Dia ga tau kalo Jermal itu bahasa Indonesia. Duuhh, mbok ya mikiiiir kalo mau ngomong... hahahaa... now, you are definitely an air-head-chick for me!

Jer·mal n alat untuk menangkap ikan berupa pagar dr pancang yg dipasang di tepi laut, diberi berpintu spt bubu dan di belakangnya dipasang jaring besar yg dapat diangkat-angkat


Itu jelas-jelas adalah bahasa Indonesia. Bukan bahasa timur tengah atau arab atau apalah. Coba buka lagi wawasannya biar makin luas, biar gak bikin malu kalo lagi komentar dimana-mana ya.. Katanya smart, pinter, cantik, tau segala-gala, masa ga tau kalo JERMAL itu bahasa Indonesia?

Saya aja yang orang biasa-biasa, cuma ngomong di depan mic sambil mixing lagu kerjaanya, tau kok kalo Jermal itu bahasa Indonesia. D'ooh..